The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015

wife savy

Wife savy are girls or women who can clean ,cook, and love. The whole package

Girls with the letters K😍 ,A💍 ,J💜 ,I💕 Z😘 ,&& M😏 are usually wife savy

by omggurl_love March 21, 2016

bad wife

A woman named ally- no defining traits just a bitch tbh

You might be a bad wife but at least you aren’t an ally

by Winnythebish February 21, 2023

Kyle's wife

The typical house wife. Sits legs folded, arms folded and her hair in rollers. Usually drives a BMW and goes to the shops in her leopard print pyjamas.

Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!

by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

Namjoon's wife

Aya is namjoon's wife, was raised to take care of my husband. cook him meals, wash his clothes, and make sure he has a clean house to come home to. i live to serve his every need and carry out his every demand, if he cheats that is on ME and he caught ME slipping

Namjoon's wife is Aya

by Hobiworld November 7, 2020