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hajime isayama's wife

person 1: "who's hajime isayama's wife?"
person 2: "https.bunnyarmin, duh."
by user9283 July 31, 2021
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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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Money wife

she fine
she bad
she’s the best you ever had
BUT SHE FINNA COST A BAG
That’s Nicole, she’s my money wife

I’m not tryna be ya baby mama, but i could be your money wife
by Nixmas October 2, 2019
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Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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Pife Wife

An extremely powerful women accompanied by her wife and her son … a beautiful combo to be broken by nobody !!!
Hey pife wife , how’s the pife life treating you ? Doubleu Doubley
by Pooeee November 12, 2021
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Wife-fucker

A man who fucks another man’s wife. He lives by a code and will NOT have sex with another man’s wife if he is friends with that guy. He resonates 50 shades of grey energy.
Ryan’s a wife-fucker. He goes HAM & sport mode on another dude’s wife all night and/or the entire weekend - 50 shades of grey shit.
by Wife-fucker April 4, 2025
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National Beat Your Wife Day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023
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