haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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Wife Verse

A verse in a song written by the musician for their spouse or SO, or is written about their SO.

Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
Time to write a wife verse about my beautiful man at home with the onyx hair🖤
by Superjuliam December 14, 2022
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KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)
I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.
by The kept wife life October 10, 2023
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Scottsdale Super-Wife

A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.
The girl getting out of the Porche looks like a Scottsdale Super-Wife
by J. Bizlle September 13, 2024
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Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.
"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
by Bens Da da March 14, 2020
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fasc-wife

A fasc-wife is a combination of the words 'fascist' and 'wife' and quite literally means a fascist wife. It is most often used by male fascists to describe female fascist love interests.
Person 1: I want a fasc-wife.
Person 2: You'll find a good fascist girl eventually.
by advancedlove March 28, 2024
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brat wife

A rich mans' much younger wife who can use her charms to get attention and anything she wants.
That's Clare, the younger wife . I call her the brat wife because she's only got to look at John and he's shooting cash out to her account.
by Brat wife December 22, 2023
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