David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

Walmart Wailer

A child, usually but not limited to three years of age or younger, who feels the need to scream at the top of their lungs any time they're in a large store, usually a Walmart, and expecially when they don't get something.

"My sister was a Walmart Wailer. That's why my mom had to beg me to go to the store."

*child screaming in the same isle as you, making a chain reaction from all of the children in the store*
"OMG I WISH THEY WOULD SHUT UP THEIR WALMART WAILERS ALREADY!!"

by AWWAleader September 4, 2011

Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

by FatF***s July 31, 2012

Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014

Stealth whale

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.

My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.

by Las79 August 2, 2017

shutter whale

An overweight tourist (generally American), taking obnoxious photos abroad.

Did you see that Shutter Whale taking photos of the leaning tower of Pisa?

by cwminor January 28, 2018

Deryck Whibley

A really talented musician who is in the band called sum 41. His face and voice can always bless your eyes and ears. He is goddamn precious. He deserves the whole world.

Hey look, there's the most talented guy, Deryck Whibley

by Anonymousthatsumsitallup October 28, 2018