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Walking cries

When your toddler walk around crying because they are tired or for no other reason, other than crying.
Why is she just walking around crying over nothing? Because she has the walking cries.
by ellakitty25 March 19, 2010
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Busted walked in

nutting while walking in a room
Yo I busted walked in the bathroom. It went inside the toilet luckily
by Adolfjoesphstalinhitler September 19, 2019
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Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
by dyejmdac January 21, 2019
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Walking dishwasher

Where is my walking dishwasher i wanna fuck her
by YoureDex April 19, 2022
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Xanny Walk

The Xanny Walk (or Xan Walk, Xannax Walk, Xans Walk) is the way you walk when you got to many xans or mixed it too well. It comes with many falls, loss of direction and difficultiy to walk.
Hey look at this dude doing the xanny walk again
by 063OG April 16, 2020
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face-walk

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience
1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!
by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009
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walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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