Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"
by plus-size albert November 23, 2020
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Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer
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scally valley

home of the kid with the flobsters 😔😔
someone "yea I just moved here from scally valley"
someone else "ohh the home of the kid with the flobsters"
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valley in the sky

Absolutely BANGER band. Like if Panic! At The Disco and Set It Off kissed and gave birth to some fucked up hybrid.
"I loved that part in The Starchaser by Valley In The Sky when they said "it's starchasin' time" and starchased all over the place"
by ImGay1792 March 20, 2024
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Alpine Valley

Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.
Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!
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CENTER OF SCUMMING USING I SCUM

Where you learn some doctors are into PORNOGRAPHY FILM CASTING.

PLANES FLASH RED AND FLASH WHITE GOING LOWER
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by RECTAL INSIGHT August 29, 2022
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