Valley girls

The best sober living EVER to exist to support women. In the heart of the San Fernando Valley CA. A safe place for all women. Made by a female for female- Embracing sisterhood!!!!

Omg have you seen Monica? Yes she looks horrible…. she needs Valley Girls in her life!

by Tizzzme September 16, 2021

Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023

Valley Stream

Quite possibly the most cucked village on the face of the Earth. Tax dollars come from mostly white aging people, but the overwhelming majority of youth using the schools are black and brown. The taxes are incredibly high, too. It's old white people paying a lot of money so that white kids get harassed and bullied while the liberal educators do nothing about it.

Imagine paying a very high tax so that your kids get bullied for being the wrong skin color while the teachers do nothing about it because they're taught this is just retribution for slavery and past discrimination.

If you're white, you need to leave this place. Or at the very least, send your kids to private schools (but then you'd be paying for two educations; paying for your own kids through private funds and by way of exuberant taxes paying for kids who are taught to hate your kids). Best to just jump ship to another town and not allow your children to put up with the psychological and physical abuse of being a hated minority.

Dude, you're raising your kids in Valley Stream? That's child abuse!

by Kangaroos1984 July 16, 2023

Pothead Valley

Place full of potheads, inbreds, and druggies

Guy: Yo, you heard about Pothead Valley.
Girl: Oh yeah that one school with the kids who smoke in the bathroom stalls lol.

by Pothead Valley November 14, 2023

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

laura valley

the art of pregaming beers before going to the gym

1. i felt bad about drinking so i pulld laura valley and now i feel so much better

2. I was going to pull a laura valley last night but instead i pulled a kayla boyd and woke up naked in a stable next to an amish guy

by jackoamn66 April 2, 2014

Passaic Valley

Passaic Valley is a high school in NJ. Where most kids there think there tough but will get folded by a girl. 3 towns go there including WP, LF, and Totowa. Woodland Park kids act like they were raised in the bronx where they can’t fight for shit. They are mostly arabs and hispanics that always want to start something. Little Falls has some normal people and that are actually chill. Totowa is filled with white boys that swear they can fight but suck each others dick for a living. You can’t forget about the hoe ass white girls that think they can pull everyone. I don’t recommend going to this shitty high school. The teachers suck ass and the sports are dog.

Passaic Valley is shit.

by remixisning January 9, 2024