Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate

"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

Back Of My Tongue

When you are trying to remember something, but absolutely all of the details escape you.

What was that movie again? The one with the uhhh..... uhhh..... it's right on the back of my tongue!

by GraphicImpulse September 17, 2021

Split Tongue

Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.

Did that chick who gave you head have a Split Tongue?

"Yeah bro it was wild with two tongues!"

by VICEroykit November 5, 2020

tongue vs tongue

Playing thumb wars but with your tongue, trying to push the others tongue back into their mouth with your tongue.

"Wanna play tongue vs tongue?"

by hannigram March 27, 2024

pussy tongue

When you can’t handle hot or carbonated drinks

Zack has a pussy tongue.

by Pussy tongue December 1, 2017