When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009
Get the jacking blockmug. 1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
Get the Car jackingmug. Jack Frost is a demon from shin megami tensei, persona, and a plethora of other games made by the company atlus.
Jack frost is an absolute chad of all demons, he has a catch phrase to make me wet, he ends sentences by saying "hee-ho" .
Jack frost is an absolute chad of all demons, he has a catch phrase to make me wet, he ends sentences by saying "hee-ho" .
by Tf2 main May 8, 2019
Get the Jack Frostmug. 1) A woman that is so fine that she deserves to be thought about when jacking off
2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.
2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.
1) Jill's so fine and curvey. That girl is JACK WORTHY!!
2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.
2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.
by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008
Get the jack worthymug. A term used when drinking Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, (or Tennessee Honey) or when you are going to drink Jack Daniel's later on in the day.
James: Hey man did you chip in for the 30 we got for the party tonight?
Steve: Nah, I'm going to Jack's house tonight. Wanna join?
James: yea definitely, St. Pauli's Girl is for faggots anyway...
Steve: Nah, I'm going to Jack's house tonight. Wanna join?
James: yea definitely, St. Pauli's Girl is for faggots anyway...
by Rjh January 14, 2013
Get the Jack's Housemug. A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.
Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.
by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007
Get the smilin Jackmug. one of the sexiest sports commentators there ever was. The way his voice flows into his mic is so damn hot. A major sex symbol to all- ladies and men. His alter-ego is Cam N.
by jackyeds❤️dano February 23, 2015
Get the jack edwardsmug.