turtle surprise

When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.

"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."

by grubblerfubbler February 5, 2014

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017

Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.

We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!

by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021

fuck turtle

what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.

the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.

by rocconator with chesse June 9, 2020

turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

by ardisT October 28, 2018

spinning turtle

An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".

Royster, do the spinning turtle!

He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.

by thehappysausage September 12, 2013

Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.

I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.

by Doo! May 21, 2016