chadwick thundercock

An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.

God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!

by eaat'o[mger August 19, 2019

white thunder uppercut

When a man with strong willpower cums on a chick's chin with such velocity that her head cocks backwards likened to an uppercut.

"Damn that girl was on her knees just begging for me to cum, and I thought I should white thunder uppercut that bitch into cardiac arrest"

by Selamat Pagi November 9, 2021

Cock juggling thunder cunt

An explosive cunt of epic proportions who indulges is throwing many penis' around his/her person.

Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

Look at that cock juggling thunder cunt over there.

Omg you a right cock juggling thunder cunt.

I smashed that cock juggling thunder cunt's back doors in.

by pissflap mcgee May 24, 2013

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning: to excel

Every crunch time, Ben was rolling like thunder, striking like lightning.

by TooSick4U June 2, 2013

ball juggling thunder cunt

It is simply the greatest come back known to man. Can be used at any time, in any argument .

You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.

by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014

Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019

chocolate thunder

When you fill a chicks pussy with chocolate pudding and then hit her in the stomach as hard as you can so it shoots out.

"Man, my room was covered after i chocolate thundered that girl"

by Johnson+Johnson April 19, 2006