When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.
"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."
by The biologists' sex drive March 2, 2014
Get the leatherback turtlemug. "That power tripping chrome dome thinks pushing us around can increase sales figures!"
"Waddya gonna do? he's the turtle in chief"
"Waddya gonna do? he's the turtle in chief"
by Billy Deez "nuts" Williams December 18, 2012
Get the Turtle in Chiefmug. by sugaababy February 4, 2010
Get the turtle fairymug. The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
by LalaGG June 23, 2016
Get the Turtle smokemug. A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023
Get the Turtle pressmug. by Jj clayt November 11, 2020
Get the Burping the turtlemug. Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.
by Sharon Burns July 6, 2007
Get the 'in the turtle sandbox'mug.