Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

Flat

Something that the Earth is fucking not.

Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba

by Saryniae June 4, 2023

Flat

When the roast is so good it makes someone die (flatline)

“Bro, Joshua gave Derek a flat yesterday at the roast session!”
“Damn, I wish I was there.”

by 902Cold May 4, 2018

Flat chop

Another word for a womans vagina.

Man that woman had a tight flat chop

by CAptainlimpdick December 20, 2018

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023