Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.
I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.
That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.
That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.
by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010
Get the Tube Donkeymug. by yunxiao February 17, 2021
Get the donkey poodlemug. When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.
A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.
A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.
I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.
Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.
Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.
Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.
Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.
by SoHa19 March 2, 2019
Get the Wonkey Donkeymug. by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020
Get the magic donkeymug. Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022
Get the donkey assholemug. A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.
by SF42 October 4, 2018
Get the Swamp Donkeymug.