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Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.
Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"
by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021
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Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.
Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.
by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021
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biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.
Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.
by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021
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Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes
1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting
by sexy carracal May 19, 2021
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Biscuit tin

by Diclhead May 6, 2021
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Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.
Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”
by WhoreZone March 11, 2022
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Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.
If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.
by Shadly March 19, 2022
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