Santa

The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!
by Santa Tihomirova October 28, 2019
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Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.
Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?
by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022
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A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Loves to give children stuff like toys but knows we’re they live and knows what they do and love to get them on his leg or lap
Are you a Santa
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A guy who likes to come down chimneys.
*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 25, 2019
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Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*
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A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.
Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES
by CRYING SEAGULL December 06, 2021
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