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Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service
That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey
by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 1, 2022
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Peanut Butter

When you make out and the tongue sounds like someone eating peanut butter.
by Katerina Hart July 15, 2018
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Peanut Butter Spoon

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.
by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020
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Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter
Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one
by Peanut Master April 29, 2021
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Peanut Butter

Attractive women ALWAYS stop at the peanut butter section. So when you see one in the store, you call peanut butter to signal a hot girl worth checking out. Can be used anywhere gorgeous women can be found.
Hey Trevor, check out the peanut butter selection down isle 7.
by ODG Old Dirty Grandpa July 23, 2017
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