Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?

I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.

by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018

panda

an interracial woman, typically with a white father/mother and a black father/mother

"oh yeah her parents are interracial"
"like black and white"
"ya"
"so she's a panda"
"sure"

by fatherstretchmyglands June 30, 2024

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

Panda

A chubby homosexual male of mixed race, with excessive body hair.

Last night I found a Panda on Grindr. And he was DTF.

by Thatotherotherguynamedjoebutno May 24, 2018

Greasy Panda

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face

A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"

by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020

The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.

The Curse of the Pandas

by speedjacer February 12, 2010

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023