The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

by Joseph quack July 5, 2017

pwn hard

The complete and total ownage of others.

Falcon Sixteen Fish pwn hard!

by squadron 16 2013 the truth November 17, 2009

twigh-hard

a borderline obsessed fan of the twighlight saga, both the books and movie series; word comes from combining the words "twighlight" and "die-hard".

Look, Sarah wore her "I <3 Edward Cullen t-shirt" for the third time this week. She's such a twigh-hard.

by BLueHeArT13579011 July 20, 2010

The hard ten

Tom Selleck's moustache. When someone has a fantastic and full moustache.

-that guy looks a bit like a 70's pornstar, but he had the hard ten!

-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!

by Thehardten August 10, 2015

Simple hard

A simple hard is something that is simple that you find hard.

That book was a simple hard

by Helloiamsmart February 19, 2020

hard-piping

Cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes hit* Yah. *cough*

Jenny stopped having sex with Tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. But she went straight to Richard, cuz he's a real hard-piping man who can have sex while smoking.

by darkwater5 June 10, 2017

Lilah Harding

Is absolutely in love with any boy called Oliver and has a weird obsession with drinking juices, especially orange juice. The Harding is because every guy she walks past gets a hard ding

Oh yeah my friend is a real LILAH HARDING

by Orange juice jones February 13, 2022