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Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn
Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day
by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014
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Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking
You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.
by benlewis76 November 4, 2018
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Make number two

When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.
After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "
by primo box October 31, 2016
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Sixty Two (62)

A group of inferior paramedic students who get most of their information from google. In the wild they appear as introverted and often travel with two police officers to ensure they don't get bullied by the stronger, better, and normal kids on the playground.
That assessment was terrible. Are you from 62?

63 is greater than Sixty Two (62)
by ParaMaybe July 10, 2019
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one-two shuffle

The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
by Mr.Ection May 23, 2021
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Two fingered gypsy

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.
I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.
by Btown kid May 20, 2013
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two cups watsy

someone that is so optimistic that two cups have to be full.
I was so optimistic that the cup was full, I needed a two cups watsy, I was over brimming with optimism.
by twinjets February 14, 2013
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