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jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.
man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.
by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008
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tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!
by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005
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tit resting

Tit resting is both the placing of breasts on top of a surface, or a person's body, in order to bare the weight of the breasts (giving the person a rest), and the resting of person's head or other body part on a pair of breasts. Of course, tit resting is far more likely for individuals with very large tits. Those with particularly large tits may consider scheduled tit rests throughout the day as an alternative to breast reduction. Recreational tit resting for intimate/erotic purposes can be very enjoyable for all involved parties. Examples of tit resting in modern media can be found very often in Russian pop music videos as well as in the Japanese anime series Kanokon and B H.
Jesus, I need a tit rest.

My back problems have kind of subsided since I started "tit resting".

Come here baby, come have a tit rest.
by Mr Chewy Bacca June 21, 2010
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Sweet Tits

1. Adj; Used to describe a good situation.
2. An affirmation
Jim: Hey I just won the lottery!
Tommy: Sweet tits!
by Polska April 6, 2005
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Smith Tits

Fat Mens nipples showing through an extremely tight males polo shirt.
1.Look that teacher has some big Smith Tits.
by jtmd November 11, 2006
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tit and tweak

tit(s)
(Genrally known as: Female Breasts,
as soft as it is welcoming to us boys

fun to play with in weekends...
/when feeling lonely.)

tit and tweak is simply a game : P
just like hide and seek
only the man's motive is to suck and tweak them
the girl can be the judge in this game

there are almost no rules in the game though.

it can end from 1 hour 'till all night
depending on the players ; )

it's kind of a fun game for grownups
girls enjoy being sucked..
guys enjoy sucking them..
everyone ends up winning ; )

go get you're girl and try it now!
she wont be disapointed!
Garanteed or you're Money back!!
Lol.
(Guy) Hey babe.. i'm kind of bored
wanna play the ol' -tit and Tweak- game?

(Girl) :P alright, but this time go easy on my left tit ok?
you got carried away last time!!

(Guy) sure babe i'll be gentle ; )
i promise..
common now hand em over : )
that's a girl ; )

.....

The end?
or is it?
by Bizzaro June 9, 2007
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tit head

English police men who wear helmets that look like big tits!
by foddr April 23, 2003
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