using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.
For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
by buck35 May 20, 2011
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The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.
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"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
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