Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

Christmas Taco's

Pussy on christmas !!!!!

DAMMN I had Christmas Taco's last night

by Secret Asian Mannnn December 26, 2016

Sauce the Taco

A term used interchangeably for female masturebation

Baby how often do you sauce the taco?

by Dodge Anders January 9, 2017

tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position

"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."

by 1234ABCD June 28, 2012

Smiling Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

by DrOlives September 6, 2013

Swordfish Taco

The term used to describe the genitalia of a hermaphrodite.

I took this chick home and she had a swordfish taco!

by blurr1974 August 25, 2013

taco tent

A taco tent is the lift in your pants when you have a boner.

I had a giant taco tent when i saw that girl.

by bunzthomas September 6, 2013