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Super straight 

A "Sexuality" in which you are only attracted to the opposite sex that were born that way.

For example: If you are a super straight male, you would only be attracted to a female that was born with the XX chromosome. Biologically born female.
Trans person: "Before we date I just need to let out know I'm trans."

Super straight: "Sorry I'm only attracted to the biologically born opposite gender ."

Trans person: "Isnt that transphobic?"

Super straight: "No I'm just super straight."
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Super Herpes 

When you hook up with someone who has an outbreak, and they make out with you, give you oral, and a rim job, you get herpes everywhere and it becomes super herpes.
Dude, that chick last night did everything to me, but turns out she had herpes now I got super herpes.

Super Sonic 

When Sonic the Hedgehog collets all of the Chaos Emeralds, he does a shameless Super Saiyan rip-off. His skin turns a flashy bright gold color, he's damn near invincible, and goes from 0 to 200 in about .7 seconds. Attaining the form of Super Sonic removes all challenge from the game.
OMG Super Sonic ROX!!! I JUST PWNED DR. ROBOTNIK!!!
Super Sonic by BLARG man October 7, 2004

super wedgie 

A wedgie that results in the separating of the waist band from the underwear.
I gave Neil a super wedgie in the locker room after todays game. I hung the waistband on the basketball hoop.
super wedgie by Freezee c November 14, 2007

Super Sayian 

When you pee in someones hair. The yellow in their hair will resemble a Super Sayian.
Guy 1: You like Goku
Guy 2: Yeah! DBZ is cool
Guy 1: What I thought (pees in hair)
Guy 2: Yo what the fuck! (looks in mirror) I kinda like it I look like a Super Sayian.
Super Sayian by FLIGGY April 17, 2009

super nig 

see nigger

Uber nigger, superior nigger, ultimate nigger, etc. etc.
Wow Dave! Look at that super nig walk. Hes gone crazy.
super nig by SuperJeremy November 28, 2004

super pterodactyl 

An extension of the sexual maneuver pterodactyl. When a female engages in sexual acts with four males (potentially maximum simultaneous capacity) in the doggy style position, one male member is taken in either hand, one in the mouth, and one from behind. A fifth participating male is potentially possible, although not recommended.
So I walked in on my girl being pterodactyled, so I climbed up behind her and went in for the super pterodactyl.
super pterodactyl by ZachF September 25, 2007