it was a dark and stormy night

The greatest way to start any story ever regardless of what it is about

It was a dark and stormy night. Me and Jim were driving when......

by swagmaster Liam January 20, 2016

Stermp

Noun - A slang word for marijuana or weed.

John: Yo Zach, we trying to buy some stermp tonight?
Zach: Yeah man ill be right over.

by QuiqueII July 11, 2009

Keir Starmer

(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.

"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."

by cobble giblets October 16, 2023

Butterflies in her stomach

Your so nervous your stomach feels weird.

When she talked to her Cush she got butterflies in her stomach.

by Unknown757894937 June 30, 2018

Black Hole Stomach Syndrome

Bla: When you eat an excessive amount of food only to have an urge to eat more things. You usually end up eating more than the original consumption of the average human.

I am so hungry I could eat the entire selection of hot pockets in the store fridge. I think I have Black Hole Stomach Syndrome.

by BonelessJohn February 3, 2020

stom

Acronym for Special-time-of the-Month, used as a verb. Applies to women who take out rage on unsuspecting victims because they are on their period.

"Can you not stom at me like that, it's obnoxious!"

by fluid781 May 2, 2010

heartbrake stomach ache

the horrible feeling in ones stomach when there heart is broken

nothing i just got a heartbrake stomach ache

by soaricjorg February 19, 2011