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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 6, 2010
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Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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The Statue.

What Crayton knows not.
by Abzydan December 10, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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Unc Status

If you had to check you are an unc.
Guy 1: Bro doesn't know skibidi
Guy 2: Damn, hes unc status
by WeddOFF May 23, 2024
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scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017
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