Fart Sniffer

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!

Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!

by pumpnose July 12, 2011

skiffing

When you cut someone open (usually in the side of the torso), and fuck the new hole.

I could really go for some skiffing tonight, but I don't have the time to clean my knife.

by Forfy June 26, 2014

shiffa

she is fuckin weird and like she alght she can get annoying but like u get use to it and like if she don’t like u then fuck the fuck off ;)

random bitch: hi

shiffa: who tf r u

by gdkndikaj March 4, 2019

Horse Sniffer

twat knob head numb nutts Tom Cox
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike

'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'

by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006

spifferific

terrifficly spiffy. spiffy times ten and seven sixty-eigths

wow! the new Panic! at the disco CD is spifferific!

by *bambi October 6, 2005

codpeice sniffer

someone who sniffs codpeices (scrodums)

he's such a codpeice sniffer when we were fucking he totally sniffed my sack

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

cunt sniffer

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt

Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken

by jisko August 4, 2007