Slappywag

1.) A term used to express anything you like: Invented by Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame.
2.) One half of the popular alias held by famoust explorer Adam Haxell: Because of his immmense fame, Adam had to create an alter-ego in order to avoid detection from the world's media. The name he arrived at... Fransisco Slappywag

1.) "More beer please, you slappwag."
2.) "Excuse me can I get a room? The name? Fransisco Slappywag."

by Jack Caulfield December 25, 2004

Sloppy Janitor

get a girl drunk, fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick, then you make her suck it off clean. The sloppy janitor

dude that fuckin bitch shit on my dick so i gave her the Sloppy Janitor

by Laughin Leprachaun June 26, 2009

Sloppy Hofmann

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.

He said he was hungry and horny, so I made him a Sloppy Hofmann.

by Yanbo May 2, 2010

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

Slipple

A person with the personal traits of a slut and a cripple, generally acquired within the same day.

For instance, someone who badly injures their ankle whilst trying to get laid would be considered a 'Slipple'.

by GDawgGee November 27, 2009

Slippery Dragon

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..

After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.

by Skooker April 3, 2011

Skippy

Skippy is a state of being so high from weed/marijuana, to the point that you can barely see, do simple tasks/chores for fun, and hallucinate creatures, one of the most common sightings being a "Skippy Gremlin"

1:Yo man, are you skippy?
2:Man I can nae see, I have to cook
1:aw man, you've totally seen the skippy gremlin then

by Ryan_holmes November 22, 2017