No Simp September

The month that all Simp's fear, knowing they can't do homework for the girl they admire, or bring her coffee in the morning, since it is No Simp September, the month that makes all of Pokimane's Tier 3 Subs tremble in fear, knowing they can't do anything to protect their queen from Keemstar making hilarious comments about her.

Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.

by Haudi🤠 September 1, 2020

Simp-nation

A group of simps who put hoes before bros

Harry Mansell and Alex stone are part of the simp-nation.

by differentgravey2 April 10, 2020

Simp police

The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping

Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass

by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019

Sergeant Of Simps

A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.

Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”

by Rx.420 February 6, 2020

Mega-Simp

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.

An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp

by Reagan81 May 8, 2020

Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...

When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block

by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020