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she bag

The female equivalent of a douchebag, or "d-bag".
Guy 1: "I was talking to this chick at the bar who kept going on and on about LA this and LA that. Turns out she was from Oakland or something."

Guy 2: "Sounds like a total she bag."

Guy 3: "Yep."
by Aaron Doobs February 3, 2010
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she wants the b

"She wants the B" is similar to someone who wants the d. This girl who wants the B wants the D of that guy who has the B... B meaning Beard. Everyone knows the guy with beard will get the panties dropped before the baby faced man can. The beard is THE symbol of masculinity and what men everywhere envy. Not everyone can grow a beard, but those who do will attract all women... like bug to a bug zapper.
"See that chick over there checking out my beard? Yep, she wants the B."
by NCgurl June 19, 2016
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that's what she said

something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo!
Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory.
Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.
by Albert. R January 15, 2008
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How can she slap

Something to say when a tv host show crew tackles you to the floor because host has just slapped you and you slap back because you have a strong sexual urge to slap her back
How can she slap?-XD
by 's wat she said March 29, 2009
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He/she ain't about nothin'

1. Superficial/shallow; Doesn't have anything important to say or do in his/her life.

2. When one pretends to be something special, but they are really not worth your time.
Melinda from the Real World acts like she's all into Danny, but she ain't about nothin'.
by Spoony-D August 24, 2005
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she money

aka she-money.

Money SHE doesn't know you have. She being the wife, the girlfriend, the roommate, etc. Money kept secret for spending on hidden purposes, such as buying things on the sly, strip club outings, gambling, drinking, investing, or planning to dump her and set up a new place.
Bob: "How'd you get your wife to let you have five hundred bucks for the strip club? You guys never have money..."
Dave: "I got a hundred fifty from her - I had three fifty saved up in my she money account at the bank!"

Diane: "Honey, where'd you get the money for those Jimmy Choos?"
Stephanie: "Found my husband's She-Money box in the closet."
by @theosus January 4, 2010
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that's what she said

turning a everyday sentence into something hillarious.
by chris35 January 16, 2011
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