nauseous sausage

A sex act whereby a man shoves his penis so far down his partner's throat so as to induce vomiting

I gave Jill the old nauseous sausage last night and it took forever to clean up all the vomit.

by fffreak69 September 10, 2015

Sausage Bar

The act of a man putting his penis into a sleeping girls mouth

Damn dude, I just ran a sausage bar on Suzie

by BlackSalami69XXX November 4, 2016

the all sausage

Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.

Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.

by luciferous March 11, 2016

swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

Sausage Pussy

When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.

Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan

Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.

Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.

by Whatshappining July 3, 2020

Cold Sausage

when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit

Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."

by Congregation September 27, 2017

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016