Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021

Snake Foodie

Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?

"I'm a Snake Foodie!"

"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"

by HappySnakePreson September 3, 2018

spooky snake

The ingame act of being affected by any status effect and instantly Screaming "Spooky snake", then committing genocide on your team

"Watch out! Those guns inflict radiation!"

"SPOOKY SNAKE!"

by iitz.Rayzurr May 29, 2017

snake lace

A condom

You better have your snake lace, or you might catch something from her.

by primalrage February 2, 2012

shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

Snake's nest

When three or more men put their penises in one pile.

The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!

by Ferrnanddoo April 17, 2022

Snake Sucker

A Snake Sucker is a person who is known for sucking long, thick dicks. A "Snake" is usually a black man's large dick.

Person A: "Hey man, did you see that video of the Snake Sucker that my man recorded?"
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."

by MarshmallowKing November 9, 2022