Bro, at catsparilla Kyles mom gave me like 5 sloppy pelicans before i went to brosaka to get sushi. I don't think she will ever get it all off her face.
by indianrocksbeachcondo February 24, 2011
by bobbly bobler November 25, 2003
Un-godly acts of homosexuality usually involving a small to mid size rodent, a yard stick, and a jar of extra chunky peanut butter. Techniques vary from region to region, but done properly all doug sloppys will end in the same result extreme anal punishment.
by CB 220 October 02, 2010
A sloppy joe is when you take a shit in between a girls ass cheeks. Then squeeze them together. Then you proceed to fuck her in the ass.
by Dc_for_3 November 04, 2009
a high squeak of projectile brown excrement, that often causes a normal being to run to the lavatory.
by matthew wolfenden January 29, 2008
by Jack January 17, 2005
by hamtojam December 07, 2011