retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 11, 2008

retardation

"wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"
Talking like this shows clear signs of retardation
Moving your hands in various unidentifiable motions is a byproduct of having retardation.
People with retardation always deny being retarded.

Retardation explaination: "wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"

by Milan L June 8, 2007

situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

by ben d October 23, 2005

Retard

anyone who plays runescape.

runescape is for retards.

by ruinescape 10 12 2007 June 27, 2008

redar

A redar is similar to gaydar but instead of detecting gays, it detects ''retarded'' people. Retarded in the sense of an idiot or somebody saying/doing an idiotic thing.

''Is he about to try to jump over that car? My redar's goin off big time.''

by mr. lucky 13 October 2, 2007

Retardadin

A Retriubution Paladin on World of Warcraft, something that even a retard can do, just by facerolling the keyboard. like this

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yh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67uyh67
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That is why they are called Retardadins.

Anyone who says
"Hey look at me I am a pro with my Divinestorm"
or
"I am not Imba I am Pro!"
or
"I love Blizzard!"
or even
"I pwn the noobs who can't play arena. All thanks to my divinestorm"
Are all Retardadins. Watchout for them. They want to faceroll YOU!

by Mr_Drix June 24, 2009

retard richard

Usually of the lower class, usually lives in a broken down establishment such as a dumpster or trash can. The man is usually spends his money on drugs.

Look at that retard richard over there shooting heroin in the Hoyte's Movie Thearter drumpster

by Lub2727 November 30, 2013