the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself

give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.

by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 23, 2009

My Chemical Romance

A pop-punk band in the early 21st century. Hits include: Welcome to the Black Parade, Famous Last Words, and Common People. Sadly, they broke up in early 2013.
Members:
Gerard Way (vocals)
Frank Iero (guitar)
Ray Toro (Lead Guitar)
Bob Bryar (percussion)
Matt Pelissier (bass guitar)

This is a truly amazing band. Similar bands include Fall Out Boy, Blink-182, You Me At Six, and Panic! At The Disco

"Did you hear that My Chemical Romance broke up?"
"Yeah, and it's such a shame. Fall Out Boy just got back together, too!"

by PatrickStumpFangirl November 13, 2013

roman reigns

Possibly the most hated, undeserving and over-pushed WWE professional wrestler of all time.

4 WM main events, The Rock, The Undertaker, Vince McMahon, just to name a few who tried to get him over and failed. They gave him blood and cursing while no-one else is allowed to, they sabotage storylines and debuts just because it could overshadow Roman Reigns.

This is called the Roman agenda. Nowadays they even go as far as censoring their fans, confiscating their signs and forcing them to change t-shirts if there is anything negative about this joke of a character. There were even rumors that they PAY fans to pretend they like him on live TV and social media.

Reigns is one of the biggest reasons why RAW has been so bad the past few years, everything is done ONLY for his sake. Recently, during his fight with Lesnar, they had to have Braun Strowman on ringside just so he can distract the fans and they don't boo him, followed by the same thing on RAW the next night and even having The Shield reunite, and it's not even "The Shield" anymore, it is Roman Reigns and his 2 bodyguards. The whole purpose of them reuniting once again is so the fans don't boo Roman Reigns.

Overall, Roman Reigns is nothing but a failure. The WWE continues to disrespect its biggest fans & continues to call them trolls and non-appreciative, and then they wonder why their ratings are going down.

Roman Reigns is NOT "The Guy", he is "Vince's Guy" and far, far away from "Our Guy".

Roman Reigns = garbage

Hey, can you go take out the Roman Reigns ?

by miro011 August 25, 2018

Roman Holiday

A Roman Holiday is when someone decides to take a break from their usual lifestyle as a Roman Catholic to see what they have been missing out on. Common reasons for taking such a holiday would be so the person could practice promiscuity, bisexuality, homosexuality, use contraception without judgement, partake in orgies, sex rites and rituals, goddess worship, experiment with illegal drugs and so forth. Similar to the Amish idea of the 'devils playground'.

I'm taking a Roman Holiday because I'm sick of being judged by all those conservative Catholics who are squares.

by Buzz Gunz April 30, 2012

my chemical romance

Just another band...seriously why do so many people have boners over these guys i mean i cant say im a fan of emo new punk shit but i heard them and they werent even catchy...WHAT DO U PEOPLE SEE IN THEM

MCR is another band crying their feelings

by batmansexystuff April 9, 2005

Pure romance

A sexually charged feminine social group that was founded by Patty Brisben. The groups primary platform is based on the communal gathering of overly sexual or sexually deprived women who thrive on feminine fellowship and conglomerate masturbation.
They claim the organizational purpose to the group gatherings is to sell and distribute their fine personal products, but upon deeper dissection of the company structure, Pure Romance parties are simply female group Jilling fests.

Susie: "Hey Betsy, were you at the Pure Romance party last night?"

Besy: " Why yes Susie i was, Chelsea was Jilling so hard she squirted on us all!"

by Jilling John September 25, 2010

roman

noun - an annoying college roommate. often, the roman will attempt to create uncomfortable homo-emotional moments between the roommates due to its periodic menstrual cycle. a roman can be identified with one or more of the following attributes: catching stray cats and keeping them to provide its own lonely pussy with company; wearing tight clothing, especially pants to show off its camel-toe; sleeping next to a machete as a precaution so that if too much blood flows from its vagina in the middle of the night, it can cut out the swollen tampon; lighting over 42 candles and placing them around the apartment as it masturbates to the bathroom mirror in the absence of "friends"; driving a green volvo wagon at high speeds with the windows down to air out its flapping vagina; in cases where its roommates leave it to run away, a roman will lock itself in its room for days as it cries in a whisper to its vagina; a roman's pet (such as lizards or fish) will kill themselves rather than suffer the nauseating stench which its festering vagina emits on a day to day basis.

if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.

it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.

I'm sorry I trashed your couch, bro.

What the fuck, dude! Why?!?

I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.

sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me

by beaman,dude April 29, 2010