wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.
“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”
by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019
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done a rolls

The act of leaving your friend in mortal peril, for your own personal gain and/or safety. One of the most cowardly acts a man can commit. Often leads to the scoundrel in question taking his or her own life under overwelming sense of guilt.
A dispicable act of cowardice shamed upon in almost all cultures except american indians and the animal kingdon
Clive: rudes are coming to fight us lets run (dashes off)

Nigel: too late (stays and gets pounded on the floor) ......save mee

Clive: (dashes like lingford christie on steroids and breaks the world record 500m sprint)

Nigels: (last breath) ffs hes done a rolls........

by you are not a jedi yet September 16, 2007
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roll a fifth

Aye he just rolled a fifth.
Stop fucking around and roll a fifth.
by Deman1234 June 22, 2017
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choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.
"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".
by Pootsiebear February 06, 2015
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Pussy-roll

Pussy-roll: verbal phrase, expression

The act of raveling or unraveling one's over-sized or stretched-out labia prior to such activities as bathing, masturbation, and sex.

May also be used to shock or shush a lover
"That bitch's meat curtains are so huge; she must need to roll dat pussy out before she gets laid."

"Gross! Dat hoe needs to roll dat pussy up & keep it away from me!"

"Baby? Just shut up and roll dat pussy out so I can fuck it," he said to her. "Yes, doctor," she replied, with the twinkle of sex in her eyes.

"Too many bitches don't know when to go into pussy-roll mode."
by Bunny Fiyatch December 10, 2017
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patrick rolled

A video that has been modified with a clip featuring Patrick from Sponge Bob Square Pants.
That surfer dude got totally patrick rolled in the "Surfer Interview Remix" video.
by dnthurtmeh March 23, 2010
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Black Roll

Black Roll, the new Rick Roll.

It's to click a link expecting something but actually get the 'Rebecca Black - Friday' song!
Guy1; Hey bro, want to see the new song by 'Wowcats'
Guy2; Dude, YEHHHH
Guy1; *Rebecca black - Friday link*
Guy2; DUDE YOU BLACK ROLLED ME!
by Mikul_c April 02, 2011
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