I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
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Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
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“Yo, you dating ____?”
“Nah.”
“But you text them, FaceTime, and other shit everyday.”
“I don’t know man I’m just not.”
“Quit relationship edging.”
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Are they togther? No, but they've been relational edging for years
Stop relational edging and just tell him how you feel
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Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .
Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .
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Relationeers are intentional and do not leave interpersonal dynamics to chance.
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Relationeers are intentional and do not leave interpersonal dynamics to chance.
They authentically cultivate relationships to be high functioning and to create and align the conditions for success.
Relationeers are intentional and do not leave interpersonal dynamics to chance.
They authentically cultivate relationships to be high functioning and to create and align the conditions for success.
The deal was concluded successfully because of their relationeering. They behaved like true relationeers and ensured that the relationships were high functioning and underpinned by a win-win intention for all parties.
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