Skip to main content

Pump My Blood

Derived from East End (London) gang culture in the 21st century, from organised crime factions such as The Firm or Yardies.
To boast about someone else's possesions or actions.
"You've got a nice car"
"Yeah, pump my blood"
by Dr. P. Robbins March 14, 2005
mugGet the Pump My Bloodmug.

Scala Gas Pump

To put your ass in someones face and fart.
I just gave Plasker a good Scala Gas Pump
by Corey J December 10, 2008
mugGet the Scala Gas Pumpmug.

lady love pump

when a woman expells air from her vagina during love making/having sex
she let rip a right lady love pump last night when we were doing it.
by jigglybobs September 8, 2009
mugGet the lady love pumpmug.

Madden Ass Pumping

The act of melting down a Madden CD and placing it into a syringe then injecting the hot liquid into one's ass like a steroid injection.
Adam melted Madden for Eric because the game was so garbage. Then Eric bent over and got an injection of Madden. This is Madden Ass Pumping.
by AFNLD December 16, 2010
mugGet the Madden Ass Pumpingmug.

lil pump gay

carl: stfu lil pump gay
steven: dies
by lolbigname May 31, 2018
mugGet the lil pump gaymug.

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).
Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."
by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009
mugGet the Pump My Mawmug.

one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.
Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."
by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019
mugGet the one pump dumpmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email