Derived from East End (London) gang culture in the 21st century, from organised crime factions such as The Firm or Yardies.
To boast about someone else's possesions or actions.
To boast about someone else's possesions or actions.
by Dr. P. Robbins March 14, 2005
Get the Pump My Bloodmug. by Corey J December 10, 2008
Get the Scala Gas Pumpmug. by jigglybobs September 8, 2009
Get the lady love pumpmug. The act of melting down a Madden CD and placing it into a syringe then injecting the hot liquid into one's ass like a steroid injection.
Adam melted Madden for Eric because the game was so garbage. Then Eric bent over and got an injection of Madden. This is Madden Ass Pumping.
by AFNLD December 16, 2010
Get the Madden Ass Pumpingmug. Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).
Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."
Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."
Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."
by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009
Get the Pump My Mawmug. Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.
by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019
Get the one pump dumpmug. 