Fluffy plum

When a mans scrotum is so covered in hair that you can’t see his skin.

“John had such a fluffy plum last night, he needs to shave

by Destroyer of worlds 666 September 9, 2018

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Gumtree plumber

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.

Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.

by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018

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The Plugmon Effect

The Plugmon Effect is when someone is on the plug/grind and they try to stop plugging, but they can't. The plug will never end. This is the Plugmon Effect.

Bruh you will never stop plugging thanks to the Plugmon Effect.

by la Plug December 21, 2018

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Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.

Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.

by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019

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