Ready Player One

That one badass movie with too many fucking easter eggs in it

Yo did you see Ready Player One?
Yes I found 100 easter eggs
I FOUND MORE THAN 100 LOL.

by idontreallyknowtobehonest July 28, 2018

8-Player Smash

When a bitch got 7 vaginas, and you and your friends are fucking her in each hole. The 8th player is fucking her in the butt like that one weirdo who plays smash with the Wii U gamepad.

"me and my friends found this bitch who got 7 vaginas. we can totally play 8-player smash"

by steamed hams May 28, 2018

cd-cassette player

some one who interested in both genders

that guy is a cd-cassette player, he likes that guy and that gal.

by kirtap mohr August 05, 2003

Don't Hate The Player

Realize that whoever is buggin you is just a player

Don't Hate the Player Hate the Game

by Hal9k March 23, 2006

Windows Media Player

Pretty good program, considering its made by microsoft. Although its really bad about slowing my computer down (it is an HP, which sucks)

Running, Call of Duty, AIM, Norton Antivirus and listening to my Smashing Pumpkins CD on Windows Media Player....computer actully slows down....thank you Windows XP

by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY January 10, 2004

first player syndrome

When online game players (and generally unskilled ones) think that the game revolves around them. This is most likely due to them playing solo games... Or being an only child.

A: Man, what is up with this Ashe. She keeps getting caught and is blaming support and jungle.

B: Yep, she must have first player syndrome.

by Do you voodoo magic June 04, 2017

Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021