by paper eater September 19, 2022
Get the paper eater mug.A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.
Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
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Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)
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Get the PaperPie mug.Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.
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If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
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