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paper eater

someone who only eats paper
'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''
by paper eater September 19, 2022
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Paperweight partner

A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.

Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
by Pylot November 22, 2022
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Paper Person

Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)
by omenus November 29, 2022
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papercut

The most painful thing a living thing can ever experience.
Fred: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA DIE I JUST GOT A PAPERCUT

John: You'll be fi-

John: Holy shit.
by plantification December 1, 2022
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PaperPie

When a partner uses unfiled nails to finger a vagina and it causes papercut-like injuries.
Oh man, last night Peter was finger blasting me so hard I have the worst PaperPie today. Ouch.
by PromiseNot2ShootHerIn2Space December 28, 2022
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Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.
Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!
by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023
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Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
by higmaster flash April 27, 2023
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