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Piss Piggy

A piss piggy is a man who attends homosexual piss orgies to get in the middle of all the other men pissing and cumming just to recieve the symphony of fluids all over his body to then snarf up it all like a little piggy.
He is such a little piss piggy. At every orgy, he can never just fuck us all in the ass. He has to get in the middle and snarf up all the piss and cum while oinking in pleasure so I never get a turn.
by Phillip Oliver-Holsenpitz April 28, 2023
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Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.
Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

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Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!
by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022
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swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.
by Delfinite June 2, 2022
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Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.
“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term
Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"
by Tobytyke February 20, 2021
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Pissing yourself

To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.
Mike: What happened!?

John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that

Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!
by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021
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Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)
by UglyBagel May 20, 2021
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