by Bob build3r December 09, 2017
by Heavy Piss Head June 14, 2015
A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.
Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
by Gbunny81 July 23, 2022
by Hello_girl1324 August 16, 2020
When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.
Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.
by Schlumberjacker November 23, 2019
"Look at her nestled pillows! The way they make her boobs look so hot..."
"She doesn't even need a push-up bra with those nestled pillows!"
"She doesn't even need a push-up bra with those nestled pillows!"
by IHaveNoIdeaWhatMyUsernameIs December 08, 2017
by snoopwombat September 04, 2015