pee cake

The dessert ordered for a friend at said friend's birthday dinner while he is in the bathroom in order to create an element of surprise.

Friend 1: Hey guys! Now that the birthday boy is in the bathroom, what kind of pee cake should we order for him?

Friend 2: I've looked at the menu and I think he'll like the chocolate cake. Get a candle in it!

by leave a message after the beep July 6, 2011

Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

by Fishyotter October 31, 2018

Pee Wee

Crack; $5 worth of Crack

Fuckin clown ass niggas be servin up Pee Wees down on my block.

by White boy who smokes bud July 18, 2003

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by LeBron James 848324983989342 July 28, 2022

Pee Stick

Where you have an erection, and try to pee, so you start hitting people or objects with it to lessen your erection, and as you are doing so, you start to pee on everything. And someone pukes.

"Man I was trying to pee and when I hit the door with my penis, I peed on my cat and he threw up!"

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by tacobellnuts9vsMcDonaldsMcSack March 4, 2011

Pee pee Poo poo

Things awkward teenage boys say is awkward situations

No one:
Zach: PEE PEE POO POO

by Voicecrackcentral August 16, 2019

pee stream

A stream of warm urine excreted from ones genitals.

Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021