Patrick

Patrick bad. No Patrick

Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo

by PeanutFreeMeatloaf June 5, 2021

Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021

Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021

Patrick

Austrian Goddess

"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."

by patricklover101 July 14, 2021

Patrick

Stupid ginger and loves potatoes

Fuck Patrick he is ginger

by Thumb69420 August 5, 2021

patrick

synonym is god
the chosen
our lord
saviour
cat

patrick is so amazing

by kim❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 October 13, 2021

patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021