poor plumber

A total cunt

Adam is a poor plumber

by Arthur12234 March 26, 2017

Iceland Plumber

An icy or minty sensation in or around the anus.

That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.

by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 29, 2017

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!

-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”

by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 22, 2017

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!

-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”

by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 23, 2017

Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.

Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?

by pinedog June 26, 2018

Fluffy plum

When a mans scrotum is so covered in hair that you can’t see his skin.

“John had such a fluffy plum last night, he needs to shave

by Destroyer of worlds 666 September 9, 2018