Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends

I wish I sat at table 11
Me too

by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018

coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024

Mega Table

The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies

sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat

by Fuck Kevin Palmer November 29, 2010

Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle October 28, 2008

table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular

“Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”

by A level December 20, 2023