Square Crush

When you are in a zoom and someone catches your attention and becomes a source of infatuation. This is usually accompanied by blowing up their square so you can gaze lovingly at them during meetings.

He's my square crush.

by RB Kranks May 17, 2021

Secret Agent Black Square Screen

Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.

What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.

by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022

bad square

A body that feels a little out of whack.

My back doesn’t pop like it should so I’m a bad square.

by Pretty Baby Girl February 23, 2025

Central Square Middle School

A shitty ass motherfucking school with tons of racists, methheads, crackheads, and every other drugs known to mankind.Don’t get me started on the school lunches. It’s made of slightly edible rubber and the nuggs are just rubber it’s not even edible.

Dad: we are moving to central square and you are going to Central Square Middle School
Kid: Just send me to fucking North Korea instead

by FlowerFriend837 November 8, 2023

Square down

When a female assumes the position atop a Male sex partner just prior to inserting his dong into her snatch.

Dude, your mom had just started to square down on me when I thought about your sister and shot my batter bullet straight up her nose!

by THELOURDE October 31, 2021

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

tolkien squared

something so cool that its like J.r.r. tolkien squared as in TO THE SECOND POWER. it all started when one of my friends was describing a thing in D&D, and i misinterpreted it. Soon ideas about a book to come sprung to my mind, thinking people would describe it tolkien squared, we prayed for such a thing and continued our pre-campaign chat

"man that book is no kidding tolkien squared!"
"what??"

by Cryonaka October 19, 2014