kai pai

the best human on the planet with the most fucking swag

kai pai is so swag i literally wanna be him

by ooh 😊 March 26, 2021

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Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

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Kai

The name Kai means the sea in Hawaiian. Kai is a bad bitch but she’s also a good bitch. She’s an athlete with the best body out of the normal girl. She may look sweet and all but don’t mess with her. She most likely can arm wrestle every single guy in her grade and win. Not only is Kai an athlete but she’s loyal to every man or women that is lucky to be in a relationship with her and is known by everyone. Though a Kai has her flaws she denies the beauty she doesn’t think she has. Kai is smart in school she’s the girl people envy and get jealous of. She is almost a comedian and will go bat shit crazy during any event that involves her friends just to get them to laugh. Don’t be fooled the good girl image she may put as her reputation is not what she is , name it she’s most likely done it, but she doesn’t show off to be cool. Don’t mess with Kai. She’s an amazing friend and will listen to and help all of your problems. Kai is also a secret freak in the sheets if you get her to come out of her shell you’re in for an amazing treat, she knows what she’s doing. Overall Kailani is smart, hardworking, athletic, humble, hilarious, and a lot more. Try being friends with a Kai she’ll make your day.

guy: hey, do you wanna arm wrestle?
Kai: yeah sure. i bet i’ll win.

*lemme tell you she won*

by soccer kid 2 July 10, 2021

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kai piper

Slang for smoke weed

Used in nz by parent's

Son dad's going for a kai piper

Mainly used so kids don't accidentally snitch on you at school

by Some weed April 24, 2024

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M-Kay

M-Kay a skinny lazy shit
M-Kay is young and handsome and he will always be there for you if he likes you

M-Kay is a fucking dickhead who will fuck your mum and you sister
M-Kay hates white girls but will get with any girl with the tiniest bit a black in them
M-Kay for some reason like girls with the letter T

M-Kay is a player and sexy pimp

M-Kay is angle
M-Kay love and respects his mum and dad
M-Kay the type of guy to tell his son I fucked you mum a soon later told him he was adopted when he was not
M-Kay a bad breed

M-Kay a gay fucking kuntttt
M-Kay is so fucking horny

Me and M-Kay a fuck buddie but after he fucked he left me red and never came back

by Hornyspazz April 14, 2020

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