the ol handshield maneuver

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.

he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt

by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017

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big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

some serious honkers.

Joe: my moms got some big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

Jonathon: Same duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

by penis.jr August 13, 2021

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Big-Ol-Smackalack

When you just finished a book, but you also love someone.

Alex: "I did it, Big-Ol-Smackalack"

by Smackalacker94 October 4, 2021

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Ole wyoming salute

Tackling someone and ejaculating on their stomach

“If we can’t come to a solution I’m gonna have to give ya the ole Wyoming salute.”

by Dirk-in-a-box December 17, 2017

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Big ol booty eater

BIG FAT ASS WHO EATS ASS FOR BREAKFAST or big ol booty eater

Hey mom imma big ol booty eater😩

by anonymous June 24, 2021

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.

The whole keyboard 🎹 in QWERTY format vertically as well as horizontally.
This condition occurs when a person is completely and utterly bored and has nothing better to do with his life.

I have nothing good to do with my life, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol..

by Why you such a nerd that u wan November 23, 2020

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